Shoes vs Men

Pray tell, what would you do if you had to choose between men and shoes?

I started work a couple of days ago, as a financial and cost analyst for a multinational manufacturer. I had to go through an induction yesterday, and as a part of it, went to see the Health and Safety Manager, Mr J.

Now, now. J has the most amazing eyes I have ever seen on a Malaysian guy. I noticed them the first time I saw him, at the canteen, when I was 50 metres away! No, I am not exaggerating.

Anyway, I went for a health and safety briefing in his office. *grin*
And my god, that is one sexy man.

His room smelled so.... masculine. His eyes, incredibly sexy. The pants complimented him very very well, and his voice. Oh my gosh, his voice! And CHEST HAIR!!!!!!

Ok. ok.

So I sat down, and he started asking me questions.

J: Do you smoke?
Me: No *shakes head*
J: *raises one very sexy eyebrow* sure?
Me: Yes

J: Do you do drugs?
Me: No
J: *lips curved to one side* sure?
Me: positive

J: Do you wear high heels?
He glanced at my feet, and my very new, very white, very pretty heels...
I wiggled my toes.
J: I coming up with a shoe policy. No heels, maybe the chunky ones can. No toes, all must be covered. Heels also must be covered.

I can't remember the rest of the induction programme, but I do remember seeing the female factory engineers and their chuncky safety shoes.

So, pray tell, if you had to choose between men and shoes, which would you?