Job Description

I received my complete job description earlier this week. It says:

Assist Finance Manager and Regional Financial Analyst in: -

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6. Other Ad Hoc Assignments.

The company will play host to a regional finance conference next week. Today, my collegue and I have been instructed to go to the Hilton at 7.30am Mon morning and hold up a piece of paper with the company name written on it, at the hotel Lobby.

All in favour of capitalist economy, say AYE!