Logicically speaking

While I was in London, I met a strange American retiree who's exiled herself from America because she 'cannot stand living in the same country as Bush', arranges her clothes in sequence (of which one you wear first. So it's panties, bras, pants, tee shirts, socks from left to right) and sleeps naked in the hostel room.

Today I had the privilege to work with a man who reminds me of her. He looks like her, sounds like her and frowns JUST like her. I am sure that these two must be somewhat related genetically.

There can be no other logical explanations.