I've got the Latin Fever

I started Salsa lessons about a month ago.

In the movies, the salsa dance teachers are normally male, brown and sweaty, with bulging muscles and large hands. They wear tight white shirts that cling to their granite hard bodies and grind their hips againsts yours. Latin dancing provokes all your senses, that's why people bite roses (doing the tango) or bite their male partner's shoulders.

Now. In reality, the salsa dance teacher is male- yes, brown- yes, sweaty-yes. However, he is small and scrawny and cracks jokes that are not funny. No bulging muscles, not large hands, not white shirt and granite hard bodies.

No biting whatsoever.