Size matters

I was in a cybercafe in Lucky Garden last weekend, and there was this dashingly handsome young fellow who was approximately 25 years old (just a good guess), looked sufficiently intelligent and had the most melodious American accent and a beautiful baritone voice.

Well, I know, because he was talking to ( a good guess again) his girlfriend/wife over Skype.
So yeah, he was in a cybercafe, cooing words of love in a very loud (baritone) voice and declaring his love and devotion to this (errrmmmm...) very lucky woman.

'I was perfectly capable of taking care of myself before I met you. Now, the sky seems gray, I'm this depressive little boy and I miss home so much. Totally. I guess I'll have to learn to survive for the next couple of weeks, and I'll prob go to the gym to kill time until I go home to you again'

*bblluuueerggghhh*

'Little' and 'mommy' are two words that I personally think, men should not use to describe themselves/associate themselves with. Little personality, little boy, little... well, little anything(!!!!) is NOT sexy.

Neither is reference to your 'mommy' a turn on in any way. 'My mommy said....' can really, really feel like a splash of ( a really big bucket of) cold water.